Facebook Status Updates Are Pure Genius

I hate most of the "new" facebook. I don't want to adapt to it. LMAO. As if revolting against the Facebook gods is gonna change anything. But I Digress...

The one thing I dig about the new FB is the status updates and the subsequent comments. I could spend hours reading them if I had no other hobbies.

Speaking of which, I'm learning to play the guitar. 40 hours of practice and counting!


Here's a few of my recent favorites:

• ...doesn't always use the toilet when he goes the bathroom. If he's lookin good, he'll check himself out in the mirror and go in the sink.

• ...is tasty and 28.

• ...suffers from AEIOU and sometimes Y.

• ...thinks spooning leads to forking.

• is full in indecision. Makka Pakka is prettier but Igglepiggle has a wicked rack.

• ...is wishing you all a Wonderful '09. All that is except for Jeff G whose ear I wouldn't pee in if his brain was on fire. Just kidding, I would pee on Jeff.

• ...has noticed that his bust of Christopher Lloyd is weeping for his loss.